here’s how the finale really went down:
- in his best man speech ted (finally) called barney his best friend, b/c you can have two best friends seriously, it’s very emotional
- the gang don’t know when they’ll get to hang out again so there’s lots of hugging and shit…
“Haaaaaaaaave you met Ted?”
Ted blinked, looking down at his scotch. He’d had a few, but definitely not enough to cause vision problems.
“Barney, there’s no one behind you.”
Barney turned, shaking his head and swearing under his breath.
“Dammit, Robin! You let the bass player get away!”